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Split ticket

When two prostitutes perform the functions of one for the price of one.
It was super late in Vegas and I got a split ticket from two bimbos.

"Who wants a split ticket at the Luxor?!"
by word nerdz August 20, 2019
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Wet Raccoon Banana Split

When your mom gets railed by a 6’4 black man with a big black girthy cock
by Erica Cartman6969 December 19, 2022
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Tit split

A karate move where the hand karate-chops the space in between a woman's breasts.
The cat fight victim used a swift tit split to quickly disarm her opponent.
by amanthasa January 30, 2019
mugGet the Tit splitmug.

split keyboard

A feature on practically every mobile keyboard that is either the most useful or the most fucking useless and annoying feature
Dickface: I love my split keyboard

Cowshit: piss off, split keyboard can suck my dick
mugGet the split keyboardmug.

Split Louvain

The (sex) act of laying down on an ice rink (preferably the one in Leuven, Belgium; the city after which the Split Louvain is called) butt-naked on your stomach and have someone ice skate on one leg right in between your buttcheeks.
My butthole is tingling, I could really go for a Split Louvain right now.
by Aarshaartje February 5, 2021
mugGet the Split Louvainmug.

Split second cranberry sauce

Wanna watch me make my split second cranberry sauce? To late you blinked
by Little UnderLord November 25, 2023
mugGet the Split second cranberry saucemug.

Split crack

The part of the bathing that goes inside the girls asshole
You see that hoe over there she’s wearing a split crack
by anonymous January 12, 2022
mugGet the Split crackmug.

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