fung weasel

A fucking busybody up and everybody's business who needs to be minding her own or his own business

Don't be such a fung weasel ,mind your own business.

by ShellBell*0ICU812 March 22, 2023

Buffing Someones Weasel

This sentence refers to wanting to penetrate (buffing) someone's Weasel (a persons anus or vagina), usually used in very intimate moments.

I'd love to buff that Weasel, sir!

That guy was Buffing Someones Weasel yesterday morning, then he took his fish for a feet walk.

by Walt.Jr December 08, 2024

Waste Weasel

When your pet becomes a scavenger of the waste lands of your environment.

Example: "I dropped crumbs on the carpet and that's when the waste weasel came a runnin."

by Mischiepple December 31, 2020

Weaseling out

When you're dick is too soft to penetrate. Also to avoid to do any type of effort.

John is weaseling out right now.

by Ianisanoggod December 15, 2016

weasel headed

When something is so uncool, its just plain unacceptable.

Dude that was weasel headed as hell,you pissing in that baby,s bottle the other night at the party.

by Jason Edmonds April 10, 2008

Whip the Weasel

To masturbate sometimes viciously

Mostly referred to males

"Man I'd like to whip the weasel on all over her if you know what I mean"

by IMINX May 20, 2014

Lady Weasel

A lady's weasel (vagina)

'Her lady weasel's out again.'

by ladyweasel July 01, 2013