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unicorn piss

1. The mixture of Red Bull, Amp. Monster, Rosckstar.. Etc. all in one magical drink

2. if added SPECIAL to the beginning thus getting (Special Unicorn Piss) you add alcohol to this magical prostate tickler and get f**ked up :)
1. a. Yo is that Iced tea?

b. Nope this is Unicorn Piss!
2. a. I'm really in the mood to get messed up.

b. Here, i have some Special Unicorn Piss.

a. Thanks!
by Zigbozute October 19, 2011
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The Unicorn Finish

At the end of sex when the man is ready to finish, he stands behind the girls' head and rests his penis on the top and busts the load forward. The penis is the unicorn horn. GET IT!?
"Yeah Jamal, I was with Shanicequa yesterday. We decided to get it on you know, and I finished with the unicorn. She got pretty pissed because I fucked up the upholstery on her new love seat. The Unicorn Finish was pretty fun though. know what I'm sayin'?"
by dannakins December 17, 2008
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Saskirawr Unicorn

She is the most beautiful girl on this planet, Because she is a unicorn.

She has no horn, but she makes up for it by having sparkly brown eyes.

She loves Emo boys, but Is currently single, but it's just because no boy is good enough for her.
Phwooaar, Look Over there, Theres Saskirawr Unicorn, I'd bang that bitch, but I'm not good enough for her.
by SaskirawrFan December 27, 2010
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Majestic Unicorn

A magical pony that has wings and a horn. And is filled with pure magic and candy, but is only in a Utopia.
Ariel: i wish i had a Majestic Unicorn.
Cassandra: There is no such thing.
by Gina the Fat Lard January 16, 2012
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fishing for unicorns

To leave the door open while looking out of it
Y'all should stop fishing for unicorns.
by Flying away September 29, 2017
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Queen of Unicorns

The most hilarious nicest amazingest best beautifulist uniperson ever. Zoë.
Hey Isn't the Queen of Unicorns amazing!?
by Unipress May 25, 2018
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Australian Unicorn

A rare phenomenon that happens when someone pees outside on the coldest of days. The name is derived from the idea that the urine could freeze into an icicle which would resemble a horn. Therefore, that person would be a unicorn down-under or an Australian unicorn.
Bryton: Dude, what's taking so long?
Matt: It froze up on me! Ahh, it's painful!
Bryton: Haha, you're totally an Australian unicorn now!!
Andy: I can relate, that happened to me once too. Ouch!
by shame123 February 12, 2013
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