mug rug

Rug for your mug; beard.

Did you see his beard? He has one sick mug rug.

by Gang/star/kitty November 12, 2014

cake in a mug

The literal spawn of Satan. Seems tempting, but should be avoided at all costs. Tastes like a failed Chemistry project from 7th grade. That shit looks nice at first, but when you stick it in your mouth it's like a wild koala just shit inside of you. MUST NEVER TRY. SAVE YOURSELVES. EAT BRICKS BEFORE EATING THIS WITCHCRAFT.

John: hey dude wanna make cake in a mug?
Steve: man fuck that I'd rather have Oprah piss In my mouth

by Uniquexox November 23, 2014

Mug Flicker

An unsuspecting female who is used, and preyed upon by hoes, control freaks, or deadbeat dads for what they have to offer in the way of material things. or personal gain.

Mug flicker
That man only chases mug flickers, because he is to lazy to work.
1. sugar momma, giving female, female used for personal gain
2. prey, kill, quest, played

by kewlmomz March 30, 2015

Mug Fuffin

Mug Fuffin - An insult used to describe someone who has acted in such a way which causes you to call them a Fuckin' Mug/Muffin. However in the anger/passion/frustration of your insult, the words have been jumbled.

"YOUR'E SUCH A MUG FUFFIN!" - "Oi that lad is a bit of a mug fuffin' int' he"

by BloweyJoey May 15, 2015

Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis

on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying

by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016

Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis

on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying

by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016

Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis

on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying

by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016