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that moment when you die

when something scary or funny happens
wow I just had that moment when you die when a lion opened my car door
by palsmawielder2 May 20, 2018
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When your significant other or parents are away for a few days and you plan with your old trustful friends to meet up.
It usually happens in a tucked away shack in the woods where wild and crazy sexual experiences occur. You smoke weed, sing songs, lots of laughs, massages, spa baths, explore various kinds of sexual pleasure, lots of dirty taboo sex which is so good you're not even allowed to think about it. It can occur between two or more groups of friends, depends on what tickles your fancy.
Sia: 'Having sex with someone you really shouldn't be having sex with can make you reach for the skies faster than Kim Jong-Un's super large heavy nuclear warhead'.
Jocelyn: 'True, when the cats are away, the mice will come out and play that's for sure'.
by patootie's girl December 23, 2017
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when your mom was at my house

we did some crazy stuff in there
when your mom was at my house she was screaming more than you and her combined when she was giving birth.
by itsyab0i April 13, 2017
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when i have time

Synonym for 'never'
Person 1: Are you ever going to help me with my homework?
Me: When i have time
by Peddebol June 29, 2017
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when i don't have time

by bitch1324yolo June 29, 2017
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when in doubt, pull out

It is to pull out when one is in doubt of a current situation. Contrary to popular belief this was developed by a matric student in 2017.
Man my pull out game is strong. He told me: when in doubt, pull out
by koevoetlol April 20, 2018
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Reply when I feel like it.

"Reply when I feel like it."
Means: "I'll never reply. I never feel like it."
Usually the response a guy gets when confronting a female on why she doesn't reply to his messages (and try to work things out).
Can also be undertext if they tell you "I'm busy." which means: "I don't feel like it."
Jason: "I want to fix things, but you never reply, you keep saying you're busy but you're always texting your friends". Sonya: "I'll reply when I feel like it."
by Seabeauty March 1, 2018
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