A friend who you will often make plans with and then last minute they cancel on you and don't show up. Often due to weddings or being whipped
by Gmoneymurphy December 15, 2013
Get the J bushedmug. A very hot and sexy Indian with a very big dick. Has a lot of $$ and jacks off every day. He will fuck your shit up if you mess with him and he will reward loyalty. He is a son of the yakuza, (even though he is Indian) and will eventually take over the Akihabara region. Respect him, before it is too late
by xxxGangsterxxx May 23, 2019
Get the Sidharth Jmug. A cologne prominent in the gay community. Known for its extreme effectiveness at covering up the smell of man butthole. Smells like a pumpkin spiced latte mixed with dry semen. Two smells of which also make it a powerful pheromone amongst homosexuals. If used outside of urban areas it will attract bears which then have the sudden urge to violate said user. Another popular use.
Bro, I walked into this gay bar by accident the other night so I bolted the fuck out!
How do you know it was a gay bar?
Well it was filled with dudes and it reeked of J Crave.
Touché....
How do you know it was a gay bar?
Well it was filled with dudes and it reeked of J Crave.
Touché....
by Serious biniz October 14, 2016
Get the J Cravemug. by Polish_Penetrator January 15, 2023
Get the Jacob Jmug. Me: "So I'm thinking of going on a diet...maybe I'll do Atkins..."
Christian: "Yeah! Well Jesus fasted didn't he?"
They just J-bombed/J-bombing
Christian: "Yeah! Well Jesus fasted didn't he?"
They just J-bombed/J-bombing
by Doppa April 12, 2015
Get the J-bombingmug. by Floppyfish6788 May 8, 2022
Get the J Livemug. knee j, blowjob, bj, hj, handjob, job, orgasm, sperm When a male or female does the knee orgasm trick on a female.
stinky steve: bro i just did a knee-j on becca....
andy: dude did she moan?
stinky steve: yeah bro it was the best knee-j ever
andy: dude did she moan?
stinky steve: yeah bro it was the best knee-j ever
by thatruth34 January 1, 2008
Get the knee-jmug.