Ghast Blast

When one has sperm up the butt then when he/she farts and it makes a white cloud. Commonly seen in cartoon porn.

"Dafuq is that white cloud there for?" -Guy 1

"I just had a little bit of a Ghast Blast" -Guy 2

"I'm just gonna walk away now..." -Guy 1

by Jhon Gewer January 19, 2014

Blast Off

Having to take a mighty shit in someone else's toilet in there house, and hoping they don't smell it before you leave.

"After that cup of coffee, I need to blast off in Danya's shitter!"

by Webster March 31, 2003

Mind Blast

When your a Phophet from God, you grab the temple of someone's head, forcing it back, then forcefully pushing there stomach in until they fall back.

Phophet Peter Popoff gave his loyal follower a Mind Blast.

by Matt Dunnigan January 20, 2009

mind-blasting

wonderful, fantastic, mind-blowing.

I had a mind-blasting experience when I saw a C-rock last month.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 May 23, 2014

Ass Blast

A fart so putrid that you feel as if if your eyebrows could literally singe off your face.

"Dude nice Ass Blast!"

"My brows look like a chemo patient!"

by JakeDaSnake23452 August 3, 2011

burger blast

impulsivley deciding to eat a high fat, drive through meal for lunch during the work week. Resulting in a violent mid-afternoon bowel movement in the office bathroom for all to smell.

Hey, what did you do for lunch.

Man, I ran errands during lunch. I had to burger blast it! I feel sorry for anyone who has to walk by that door this afternoon. It was a serious spackle job.

by fubuquializm November 13, 2007

Finger Blast

When Brian Karamamy profusely jackhammers his fingers into a man, woman, animal, or Corrine Klines anus. This can be a technique used to make a male, female, animal, or Sean’s ex aroused, or a method of convincing your peers you are not gay.

Yo, nigga, so I was cow tipping last night and got a sudden urge to Finger Blast the shit outta a stallion last night

“Are you gay?” “No I can’t be, I finger blasted Corrine”

by Brain44 November 11, 2019