So this guy went into his moms closet to find dress socks. In the pile of socks he finds strawberry flavored lube. He is now scarred for life and his friends call him strawberry.
Person 1: "hey I found strawberry flavored lube in my moms closet the other day"
Friend1: "hahaha strawberry!" *points and laughs*
Friend2: "why was it strawberry flavored"
Friend1: "hahaha strawberry!" *points and laughs*
Friend2: "why was it strawberry flavored"
by Kid1165654 January 10, 2014
by niall william horan January 21, 2021
A really nasty splattered, flinging, smelly, sticky, liquid, floating, off-the-walls kind of shit. Usually only occurs when a normal person (anyone not from mexico) consumes a fruit or vegetable grown in Mexico.
by CarlosSpicyWeiner August 20, 2010
Just wanted to reassure you that you're not alone in having to deal with what's-his-face's titanic idiocy.
Nice to meet you too, by the way :)
Nice to meet you too, by the way :)
by This is J.B. March 18, 2005
When a man has vaginal intercourse with a woman on her period, then afterwards without cleaning his penis off, continues to have anal sex.
by For the Glory of Rome September 29, 2007
1)An obvious combination of three seperate sexually perverse maneuvers, being:
1.The Dirty Sanchez 2.A Strawberry Short Cake, and 3.The Abe Lincoln.
2) About as low as a man can be in his mistreatment of a woman at their most vulnerable moment.
1.The Dirty Sanchez 2.A Strawberry Short Cake, and 3.The Abe Lincoln.
2) About as low as a man can be in his mistreatment of a woman at their most vulnerable moment.
by jrh5356 April 22, 2005
whats a strawberry milk-shake? When a man cums in a persons mouth and then punches them in the mouth and the blood and cum mix together. When you have a 'Strawberry Milk-Shake kink' you find pleasure in it.
"oh by the way, shyla over there has a strawberry milkshake kink"
"wtf is that?"
"i guess she likes for her boyfriend to cum in her mouth and punch her in the mouth so it makes a 'strawberry milkshake'"
"wtf is that?"
"i guess she likes for her boyfriend to cum in her mouth and punch her in the mouth so it makes a 'strawberry milkshake'"
by williamiscool September 05, 2021