September

The month that babies made during drunk christmas times are born. Not in January, because that would be eight months...

Teacher: What month were you born in?
Student: September...
Teacher: Ha haha... your parents got a little tipsy during christmas.

by Blue's Clues June 14, 2009

September 15th

Boobs and Bowling day. Go bowling and then go to a strip club to celebrate!

Taylor-"Happy September 15th!"
Miranda-"Bowling then strip club or vice versa??"

by 6DreadHead9 February 7, 2010

September 13th

The day that Tupac Amaru Shakur, the greatest rapper of all time, succumed to his bullet wounds and passed away. R.I.P. Tupac "2Pac" Shakur,
1971-1996

6 days after being shot in Las Vegas, Nevada,Tupac Shakur passed away...Friday, September 13th, 1996.

by Gold Grillz April 29, 2006

september 5th

National Sex day.

Guy “ Hey want to come over?”

Lady “Sure why?”
Guy “ It’s september 5th; national sex day!”
Lady “a Sweet!”

by Somebsuudhehd June 2, 2018

September 1st

September 1st was the day Hitler invaded Poland. Therefore if you were born in this day, you’re a Nazi.

“my birthday is September 1st!”

“fuckin nazi”

by lizard whore October 17, 2019

Getting Sekelied

To drink ones self into oblivion on Friday and continue the process until class on Monday. While getting Sekelied, one does not worry about personal hygiene, attractiveness of sexual partner, the sex of said partner, or even the age of said partner; basically life in general outside of their room and fridge. To be truly Sekelied, generally one must consume nothing but 3 to 4 cases of beer during the weekend. Food is not important.

Bill broke up with his girlfriend this weekend. The only thing that took the pain away was getting Sekelied.

by Kiong Kim April 18, 2007

september 28th

National hickey day

Its september 28th, get ready for hickeys!!

by Your local lesbian September 23, 2019