china shipping

When you order that Gucci but get a yellow Nike sweater with 'MEXICO' print.

Lucy: I received my Gucci order today, but they accidentally send me a Nike sweater

Donda: Oh Girl, did you forget to check if it's china shipping.

by bishwantwata August 5, 2017

Gruise Ship

The unholy union of a BV-138 three-engined reconnaissance flying boat, developed in the 1930s for use in the German Luftwaffe in conjunction with the Kreigsmarine (German Navy), and Gru, the protagonist of the Despicable Me franchise made by Illumination.

Holy hell, is that a Gruise Ship?

by TwoOrMoreHippos May 30, 2022

Ship December

It’s a Holliday that consists of people shipping a person with 2 people and if it gets the votes needed the person needs to date the chosen one

Are you ready for ship December?

by Vegans December 5, 2019

The good ship murder

A very fucking stupid ex police man decided to sing and the fucker later found dead people and thought “oh! Lets go figure this out!” As if he was a detective, in which he was not.

Singer man: dead people!

Butler: i dont think you should check that outs your a singer no-

Singer man: CLUEDO IRL

* Roll the credits to The good ship murder. *

by Pigeon14 December 6, 2023

Shipping mark

When someone writes (in a public place)- the initials of two people they think should be together win a relationship.

“Oooh- I ship HM+TL- let me carve a shipping mark onto this tree”

by Secretary Hamilton December 23, 2023

Ship

A ship is when u let two people marry each other. IF U SHIP SOPHITZ AND ALL MIGHT X DEKU U ARE CURSED!!!

Me: In My hero academia who do u ship?
Demon: I ship… All Might and Deku!
Me in my head: u fucking bitch how could u!!!
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Me: who do u ship in koltc?
Devil: SOPHITZ

Me out loud this time: ur 1000000 times worse than Mineta bitch!

by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles September 7, 2021

poo war ship

A war ship used by the navy that stores human waste (poo) which comes to 'poo war ship'. Which is used to .and signals

Poo war ship is a ship that carries poo.

by I eat tiny orphan children March 8, 2022