Sex me please

A person who begs someone to sex

Hey Sophie Sex me please.

by Jack sexpicty November 15, 2020

The 10th Pleasure

A man who gets his 11th and 12th ribs on both sides surgically removed so he can suck his own dick. Therefore reaching the 10th pleasure, and destroying his chance of re-entering society as a normal person.

Gary will never get head! He's going to have to reach the 10th pleasure to live out the desires of getting actions

by Flakka Dakka March 3, 2021

Pearls of Pleasure

Anal beads that can be found in ones home. Specifically ones bedside dresser.

Hey do you have any pearls of pleasure? Yes! I keep them at home in my bedside dresser.

by YouAreHome March 24, 2022

nami_step_on_me_please

nami_step_on_me_please is the anitiktoker who post one piece content and has a severe foot fetish and wants nami to step in her because it is her number 1 dream in life. That is her purpose for living and posting content.

nami_step_on_me_please likes luffy and I need my views back pls i’m begging tiktok 🙏🏾

by FatherYske April 17, 2022

can you please shut the fuck up?

Polite way when someone who couldn't shut the fuck up!

Friend 1: -starts being annoying-
Friend 2: dude can you please shut the fuck up?

by juggingrootsyeehaw12 June 30, 2022

If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measure

If you didn't make the child and didn't get the pleasure of making them, you don't have to take care of them.

Adult: When you grow up you should become a teacher, the kindergarteners really like you
Teen: If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measures

by WGG_1980 May 8, 2019

Actually, can I have that to go please

A phrase used by the most unthoughtful people in the world, usually in the food and service industry. This is a common phrase that is used when the person ordering (usually at a restaurant) cannot make their mind up for the life of them and constantly need their hand held for the rest of their lives. If a person tells someone their order intending to dine in, and after the order is done they tell the worker they actually “want it to go”, then that is a sign that that person is very inconsiderate and should be killed immediately for taking up the time of the worker and making them do more work for their extremely entitled needs, needs that they have to meet even though they aren’t paid nearly enough.

If you do this, please understand that you will be sent to hell immediately after you die for not following the unspoken code of restaurants and that worker has realized how much of a piece of shit you really are, you Karen bitch.

Customer: “Can I get (a huge order that the employee clearly can’t do their self but has to because they will be fired if they don’t)”

Employee: “Sure, I can be ready with your order soon.”

30 minutes later…

Employee: “Here is your order. Now is there anything else I can help you with?”

Customer: “Actually, can I have that to go please?”

Employee: “You have to be the stupidest fucking person on earth to think I’m going to bag your mountain of an order right after I made you it specifically to dine in? Well I have to because my manager is right behind me.”

by aynthoenie August 29, 2021