shane

a man, fulfilled on knowledge about cars, the best at every sport.

look at how good Shane is

by Glob fnm June 23, 2022

Shane

extremely random dude who loves the pepito

omg hes shaneifying qwstcu slapped shane with a poo

by anonymous fart yeahey July 4, 2021

Shane

Someone who has a dick that will is too big for his boots

I just had sex with a Shane and it felt good

by MichaelJackson1980 November 27, 2018

shane

Shane is the type of girl to be somewhat a shy person and not social.When you get to know her she kinda opens up to you and you’ll see a whole new person.Also they are the MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE TO EXIST I WOULD DIE TO DATE THEM
(Oh and if the Shane I know is reading this ily<3)

Shane supremacy

by KARMA SIMP December 26, 2021

Shane

FUCKING DICK BAG

SHANE IS A FUCKING DICK AND HE HAS HERPES AND A SMALL FUCKING WANG WITH WRINKLY ASS BALLS!!!!

by bigbootyhoegorlishgoul December 7, 2018

Shane

A person who has great earrings and definitely doesn’t procrastinate school work... They have a house in Pennsylvania and have an amazing friend named Madeline who is super hot and awesome

I hate Shane ❤️

by insert funny name here May 27, 2021

Shane

Shane is a tall skinny-fat male who didn't hit puberty until he was 32. Shane is a bitch, not in the sense that he is a mean-spirited individual but more so that he is a coward. Shane loves current game grumps and his favourite TV show is Johnny Test. Shane will winge and complain whenever he is asked to do anything. Can't cook to save his life, sustains himself on frozed pizza and ramen, but not the good kind. Shane is incredubly creative but will never get anything done because he is too indecisive to stick to one idea. Has watched every Adam Sandler movie.

Tim: son of a bitch Shane still hasn't done dishes yet, its his turn.
Matt: I'll go talk to him hold on...
Matt: SHANE DO THE FUCKING DISHES ALREADY YOU LAZY CUNT
Shane: UUUUUUGH IN A MINUTE GOOOOD

by Big T, the small D March 21, 2020