Noah Long

He likes to collect the nudes of 9 year old girls he found on Roblox. He also gets turned on when the doctor touches his balls and he has big man boobs. Overall he's a disappointment to mankind.

Also his least favorite insect is the frog.

"Man, he has boobs just like Noah Long."

by Bill9098 October 24, 2018

Noah Rumrill

Noah is a guy who loves wearing flannels and is a bit of an ass

You: Oh hey flannel man
Noah Rumrill : hey

by Jacob black November 10, 2020

Noah Craber'd

A form of rape where the rapist (usually a white male)

takes his penis, infested with pubic lice (crabs)

and unwillingly propels it into their victims ear canal,

and proceeds with intercourse.

Person 1: Look at that tree to your right!
Person 2: I don't see any...AHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY EAR?!?!
Person 1: Shut up fool, your getting Noah Craber'd!

by rexandmax December 10, 2011

Dirty Noah

When a girl and a guy continue to give each other head in 15 second time increments, and once one person cums they go down on the other until THEY cum.

Person 1: “Did you and Rachel both finish last night?”
Person 2: “Yeah, we did a Dirty Noah so we both got what we came for!”

by Beetlejesus April 14, 2020

Noah Wyle

aka: Dr. Carter

Dr. Carter was stabbed by a psychotic patient.

by Em September 20, 2003

Noah beck

A TikTok star who does absolutely nothing and get tons of likes. He only has followers because girls simp in him. He does dance and shakes his pp around.

Noah beck is hot
Noah beck is famous for nothing

by Riley131 August 1, 2020

dirty Noah

Noah enjoys a good hard peg every Friday night and cums in a jar to sell on the dark web. He doesn't have much luck in the world of love, but god fucking damn he is hot.

I wish I was dirty Noah, so I could peg my best friend

by Noahsexualizer May 4, 2022