Dick munch

A person who is really stupid or is a thot
Someone who bites on a males penis when giving a blow job

Guy "she was a real dick munch last night"
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Girl " She's a fucking dick munch"

by Dick munch ben November 25, 2018

munch

A guy that is not only a super simp but is desperate and easily manipulated. He thinks he has game but just looks stupid, this guy gives second hand embarrassment vibes. A guy that is one of many options.

B: "Ugh that munch is so fuckn desperate, hes begging to hangout, asking me to come over for netflix and chill. How is he so stupid, does he really think I don't have better offers?"
C: "What a mega munch! He's giving me the ick."

by munchmedia September 28, 2022

munch

dylan manuel malhadeiro

yo dylan's a munch

by teacupbark October 3, 2022

Munch

Male feminist

Wow he supports women he’s such a munch

by Emberz666 March 4, 2023

Munch

He ate the box, but didn’t penetrate

No I didn’t let him hit it he a munch

by Notamunch September 7, 2022

Munch

An alternative name for food.

Joshua: “Oi luke are you hungry?”
Luke: “Yeah josh I really could do with some munch”

by Shewyer October 17, 2017

Munching the crunchy

Licking the crusty parts of the pussy after missionary

Munching the crunchy sure is fun

by Jerrythepedofile June 17, 2021