On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.
by MankiniMuncher September 29, 2017
Get the a fucking mondaymug. 
It is a day that takes place every single Monday. The meaning of this day is to take a picture of your dick and send it to at least one person. If the other person sends you one back then you will have good luck for the whole week. If the other person does not send you one back, then you will have bad luck for the entire week until Friday. Saturday is a luck-roulette! This day has recently been invented and in my opinion a day to see if you can trust your friends!
Jacob didn't participate in National Dick Pic Mondays with me so now I have bad luck for the rest of the week!
by The Week-Day Maker July 20, 2021
Get the National Dick Pic Mondaysmug. to brighten up your dim mondays, you spend the day praising the lord Elon and post pictures of him all day.
by yummylad December 3, 2018
Get the Musky Mondaysmug. by Dumb brick and wall May 8, 2023
Get the Bills šµ are not available on Monday but I will have to sendmug. A holiday that reaccurs every Monday. During this holiday you or you and your friends watch a cartoon movie.
by kas0 June 30, 2024
Get the Migration Mondaymug. When your boyfriend walks into your shared bedroom and youāre asleep next to a mischievous Tijuana street dog and a half full street hat!
Yeah.. I missed two days of work after The Monday Morning! This could literally have happen to anyone.
by Wall-I October 21, 2021
Get the The Monday Morningmug.