Gary Jones

Multiple use name for a male human who seems nice and normal, but is actually strange, has several identities and whos origin is unknowably deep and complex.

The Police officer said, "Gary Jones ovah here killed three people in his basement, neighbours said he seemed like just a normal Milkmun!"

by Emperor Kallgor Skullthrone July 2, 2020

Gary

a guy who wears those big round glasses, a bow tie, and suspenders. he has seen Star Trek at least 24 times. His real name is like Gariel or something. he looks a lot like Flanders.

Ugh, what the hell Gary!

by man slender March 6, 2021

Giga Gary

When you are getting hot and heavy with your lady, so you give her the Giga Gary

gave my lady the giga gary last night, she loved it

by Egirl_Bathwater January 6, 2023

Gary

Gary is usually a nice man who forgets what he just said. He will always be loyal and a good friend. He provides great commentary.

Ah it’s just Gary you know he forgets everything.

by Blowe79 April 30, 2022

Gary cheeser

An adjective used to describe any cheesy thing a man or woman does, whether it be good or bad a, Gary cheeser can be any manner of things from a pedophile to a politician.

Man that guy mark is such a cheesing bastard!

Oh yeah marks a Gary cheeser if I’ve ever seen one!

Real cheesy for sure…

by Cheesastercj December 18, 2023

angry Gary

Pegging your drunk husband without lubrication or consent.

Kevin came home shitwrecked last night, so he got an angry Gary

by livingbeetroot September 20, 2023

The Gary

A name for an oversized vehicle used to transport children.

I need to get half the soccer team to practice I'm going to take The Gary.

by Shardak September 12, 2022