Flower Mound

When your dog takes a steamy poop on your best friend’s chest
“Omg, Dottie just laid a Flower Mound on my chest.”
by crazyOD February 24, 2024
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Flower Flip

The combination of

MDMA + 2-CB (ingested at the same time) followed by weed + Ketamine throughout the night for the ultimate lovey dovey dissociated psychedelic flip/trip
by kittyflipper August 11, 2019
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flower meat

Bitch yo flower meat smells like squalene. Clean that shit
by fritz aber March 15, 2014
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boy flower

A boy flower is a a nicer way of describing a mans penis
"Oh my god , I bet channing Tatums boy flower is sooooo big"
by Thehalffaggot July 24, 2016
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Flower box

The wild, untended garden of an organic female; aka: hippie chick
My flower box smells like Sage and ashwagandha
by Urfriendlyhoodspiderman February 2, 2024
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Lollzor-flower

A very rare specie with a sweet and smooth scent. Lollzoria blomia is the latin of this magnificent flower.
Oh look, the Lollzor-flower! Too bad we can’t pick it and take it with us..
by Crazytiger123 December 25, 2018
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Flower Mound

Demon women and children that go around being funded by their cash pig daddies. Ungrateful for everything, never polite and boasting about bullying others. The nosiest people you will ever meet. You got too drunk Saturday? They already told all the other dark entities that lurk. Ready to shame you like Queen Cersei completing her walk of atonement. They think they are better than the whole DFW area. Making eye contact won’t be hard for their demon eyes are already mean mugging you for breathing THIER air. They will pray for you to be damned in hell if you honk at them. Even though they’ve been finishing a text in front of you at a green light. Karen doesn’t like you? Nobody does. She wins in these statures. Think Jesus is here to protect you? They think they are God so they always make the rules. Imagine the underworld in Stranger Things; that’s what it feels to be a Flower Mound. The best thing to ever due is cleanse yourself and leave. The anger and hate isn’t worth your health.
“I’m feeling stuck in Flower Mound”
“Dude, you might need therapy. What can I do to get you out?”
by Thereaper777 June 21, 2023
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