The tragic look on someone's face when they have been let down by someone else and fall into a spiral of unhappy emotions which often leads to a depressed look.
A: That guy at that table over there looks seriously upset.
B: He's probably been stood up and is facing Beckham Depression.
A: That man's gun accidentally went off and shot someone in the face. He's facing a life sentence and has been clinically diagnosed with Beckham Depression.
B: He's probably been stood up and is facing Beckham Depression.
A: That man's gun accidentally went off and shot someone in the face. He's facing a life sentence and has been clinically diagnosed with Beckham Depression.
by xAJBx June 22, 2010
As people gets older, the upcoming looming birthday triggers a series of depression related to aging, lack of accomplishment, unhappiness.
by DiseaseDrugDumbassFree August 01, 2016
person 1:John was always quiet and remorseful during his last few classes..
person 2: Football Depression.
person 2: Football Depression.
by Crunkle July 02, 2008
by maine May 25, 2006
by NANA_bitches January 02, 2021
a gravely solemn roommate who's academic choices have caused them to be the sole suckling parasite who destroys any joy and or happiness that may be present in the apartment at any given time. This person also the bears the burden of never getting laid due to his/her lack of social skills.
by boryan February 10, 2009
A canine (four legged domesic mammal that can lick his own balls lucky...) that is mentally and phisacally in a state of sadness.
by Pimp_guy666 June 04, 2004