cookies and creamed

when ur fucking a girl in the pussy and she cums and shits at the same time

awe man, you just cookies and creamed on me.

by daddycucumber6969 June 15, 2016

Crispy Cream

A female on birth control that hoardes semen inside her pecker passage.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.

She's not wifey material bro, girl is a total crispy cream. Last night, I came inside her and she put her panties back on and went to bed.

by StuffedClamzz October 6, 2020

Cream massacre

Blowing your load all over a woman/especially on her face

I cream massacred a bitch last night.

by Jsudonym April 28, 2019

Cream whip

The sticky cum drips of your penis and you try to flick it in her eye

Bro I was really trying to cream whip her last night, but my aim was off

by Peepeeharder May 17, 2018

instant creaming

Instant creaming is premature ejaculation that just happens to land on a face, coincidentally. Causing her to have an instant orgasm.

Robert screams out "Oh no! It's going to be an instant cream moment!"
Nikki: "I'll go get a towel"
Robert: "Instant Creaming"

by lul435623147813 April 24, 2014

vagina cream

Literally the cream on your fucking vagina

O did you get the Vagina cream?

by poopyhead696969 January 24, 2020

The slow cream

Instead of nutting all at once, the person in question will slowly release cum over a 10 minute period. Note that the full 10 minutes will be pleasurable.

Yo man, I showed your mom the slow cream last night.

by Creamy1 September 9, 2018