British liquid

A slang term to describe a cup of tea

Would you like a cup of British liquid?

by Davies84 June 1, 2019

British gonorrhea

The British version of gonorrhea its different from the American gonorrhea.

Dude how was England?
It was cool except I got British gonorrhea from some girl.

by xX360NOSĆOPËxX July 1, 2019

British Wig

Jack off on a cancer patients head and call it a British Wig

I went to see my girlfriend in the cancer ward and i gave the bitch a British Wig- Cheerio!

by SnowWhite0222 July 22, 2019

british slag

A slag who is british and fucks a different lad every day

1: My boyfriend cheated on me with HER
2: I’m not surprised she’s the definition of a british slag

by tbh i cba fr mate September 18, 2019

British Bazooka

When a guy is blue balled for a few days and when he came it flys out and explodes on the back of he/she’s throat

It’s called the British bazooka cause I did it and I’m British

Guy 1: how was the girl from the club last night

Guy 2: it was amazing she gave head and we finished with a British bazooka

by Bucket Boyy December 26, 2019

British

British people are people from either England, Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland. Don’t ever confuse Britain with England because the other nations will shaft u on Twitter. British people are a race commonly renowned for the size of their penises. Since King Arthur said the now infamous words, “suck my 12 inch you horny sket” The cock of the British race has been enshrined in legend. Even Brexit has its route in the size of our protrusions, the reason it takes so long is because the forth of the British penis was hard to fit in the EU to start with, this makes pulling out a living nightmare.

Person A: Look at the cock on that one
Person B: yea he’s British, that’s why

by TheWillyConfuser November 2, 2019

british bacon

British Bacon the best bacon better than any other so thick so good so delicious

You got dat Good british bacon init bruv on my bacon batty wid sum Red sauce

by CJ'Z butty shop February 6, 2020