Bobos

Bobos - a term for a balding middle aged virgin man who lacks social skills and has not mates.

Daniel: "I don't want my son to turn out to be like bobos"

by Derikts22 December 6, 2019

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Bobonight

Random night spent with close friends usually involving a LAN party.

When your girlfriend is asking for something to do together in the evening and you go with:

"Nah, today's Thursday, it's bobonight!"

On a generic online communication platform, once connected, the involved subjects usually start with:
A: "Bobo? Bobo? Boooobo?"

B: "Bobo! Bobo! Bobo!"

by Zazendi August 17, 2020

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Bobotomy

The first in a planned series of personalized brain surgeries which remove all traces of the common character traits of all the Bobs you ever knew. The steadfastness and resolve of the “Robert”, and the good looks and endearments of “Rob” in him are left alone, but all the fun-loving eccentricities and the “no pun left behind” attitude simply disappear on the cutting room floor. If the clinic is proven to successfully restructure Bob, the Joebotomy will arrive in time for the election. Any old Joe you choose can be transformed with a few deft cuts to become Barack or Bill-like at the molecular level. The Flobotomy follows and offers back a serious insurance agent where once only a floozy lived.

Bob had tried all of the run of the mill brain surgeries to make himself more docile, less irritating...but when the Bobotomy was introduced in ‘19 he was first in line for it and he was able to live a benign yet fruitful life. Never again would the world be subjected to bad puns and childish practical jokes.

by You rReal Name August 19, 2020

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