Fake Blasted

When a person pretends to be blasted (drunk)

John was fake blasted when I arrived at his crib.

by Smartee Pants July 7, 2021

Blast Off

Having to take a mighty shit in someone else's toilet in there house, and hoping they don't smell it before you leave.

"After that cup of coffee, I need to blast off in Danya's shitter!"

by Webster March 31, 2003

Mind Blast

When your a Phophet from God, you grab the temple of someone's head, forcing it back, then forcefully pushing there stomach in until they fall back.

Phophet Peter Popoff gave his loyal follower a Mind Blast.

by Matt Dunnigan January 20, 2009

mind-blasting

wonderful, fantastic, mind-blowing.

I had a mind-blasting experience when I saw a C-rock last month.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 May 23, 2014

Ass Blast

A fart so putrid that you feel as if if your eyebrows could literally singe off your face.

"Dude nice Ass Blast!"

"My brows look like a chemo patient!"

by JakeDaSnake23452 August 3, 2011

burger blast

impulsivley deciding to eat a high fat, drive through meal for lunch during the work week. Resulting in a violent mid-afternoon bowel movement in the office bathroom for all to smell.

Hey, what did you do for lunch.

Man, I ran errands during lunch. I had to burger blast it! I feel sorry for anyone who has to walk by that door this afternoon. It was a serious spackle job.

by fubuquializm November 13, 2007

booty blasting

The act of inserting a drug(most common with Meth, Heroin and Alcohol)inside the rectum in order to experience a more intense 'rush' or high

"Dude, Cody just booty blasted half a gram!"
"You were booty blasting that shit?"
"Booty blasting is just taking it way too far."

by UgglyAssMotherfucker November 9, 2015