by yuf7uf3ivue July 19, 2022
Ur either one of the following: Filipino, Portugese, Spanish, American or English. Ur either: Artist, Sporty, Loud, Fat, Engineer or Nerd. To be honest I don’t even know with the Andre I know. He’s my guy, like the biggest bozo I’ve seen. Then there’s other Andre’s who piss me off with their dead azz behaviour. You need the 1st Andre in your life, not the 2nd
by DreekoTheMan November 22, 2021
A 40+ year old ice cream man who you have to search the entire city of Paris to find since he never stays in 1 place, gives you the ice cream he chooses based on your "personality" and ships 2 teenagers and gets extremely sad and tries to kill the 2 teenagers if they don't love each other.
by Wig eater December 15, 2023
Andre is a little bitch who will always complain about everything and is a huge qeer, turns gay guys straight and shriveles up when touched.
If you try to have an intelligent conversation with it, it will tell you that you are wrong no matter what and it will start insulting you if it can't think of anything else. If you tell him something factual, he will reply with emotions of complete bullshit.
If you try to have an intelligent conversation with it, it will tell you that you are wrong no matter what and it will start insulting you if it can't think of anything else. If you tell him something factual, he will reply with emotions of complete bullshit.
by The guy that says hi November 16, 2023
by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 07, 2025
A really great friend who likes, accepts and appreciates you for who you really are, no matter what. He always checks up on you, is interested in getting to know you more than he thinks. Andres is also a hot sexy motherfucker; a guy that all the girls in high school want to date, though he may not be interested. But in the end, he's a great guy, who is caring , compassionate, loving, kind and gentle, and you are lucky if you have him as a friend.
Girl : I just talked to that new guy over there. He's really nice, and he's super hot!
Guy: Oh yeah, I've talked to him too. His name is Andres.
Girl: Really? Boy, was I lucky to meet him.
Guy: Oh yeah, I've talked to him too. His name is Andres.
Girl: Really? Boy, was I lucky to meet him.
by BrunoMars2411 July 12, 2018
sexy, built man that loves to take control and dominate you. takes care of people that he loves and makes them feel important. huge family man, family before anything. very smart and is very good at using his tongue and fingers. also is very talented with using other parts of his body. amazing cuddler and gives you warmth. i am alpha.
by alsbksbsoanwksksjvshs April 22, 2019