dirt billy

Much like a hillbilly, but even lower on the scale, since here in Michigan, they don't even have the benefit of a hill's potential scenic value, since the land is so damn flat. These ass-backward bumblefucks are just out the middle of big flat nowhere with nothing but dirt. Characterized by decaying, halfway or completely caved-in barns, various cars or trucks on blocks with weeds growing up through them, "yards" cluttered and basically unmowable from so much junk, extreme ignorance, as well as paranoia in thinking that anybody is actually going to steal or vandalize their broken old crap.

After we went 4-wheeling down his fence-row (not even in the fields), to get to the riding trails, the dirtbilly neighbor came out with his shotgun and threatened to shoot us for "messin with his poperty".

by FunkyBumpkin May 25, 2005

Billy Bear

1) A luncheon meat that can be bought at Tescos'. It comes in the shape of a bears face and has eyes and a big smile.

2) To be silly.

1) Mum i'm hungry. I want Billy Bear in my sandwiches.

2) Its left not right you Billy Bear.

by I'm Jack Cooper April 2, 2005

billy martin

"goody goody" ; )

Billy is the hottest "goody goody" on this whole damn planet!

by Rebecca August 12, 2003

bIlly martin

complete stud-muffin from gc ; best guitarist ever. he plays a cat 47whatever that means he likes the nightmare before christmas, & I love that movie 2! billy also has the best hair, no matter what color, nose, & profile.

he is so awsome, there is no example capable of explaining him!

by Megan & Alon October 11, 2003

billy martin

The absolute sexiest man alive! The awesome guitar player from Good Charlotte. There are no words to describe him, he is absolutly delicious and will probably never be mine *cries*. He loves animals and peanut butter and is an active vegetarian.

Mmmmm, Peanut Butter, Mmmmmm, Billy, Mmmmmmm Peanut Butter ON Billy!! Now I'm excited!

by Walk With Juniper January 8, 2005

squid billie

Apache helicopter pilots and mechanics that reside in the south.

1. Stupid squid billies stole our tow bar again.

2. SGT Slaughter -"What did that guy say?"

CPT America-" Don't know, I can never understand them squid billies."

by Lester Skymaster January 6, 2012

garbage billy

Superlative nomenclature for a person who simultaneously demonstrates the characteristics of "white trash" and "hillbilly."

Garbage-billy has a distinct and condescending tone when used in conversation.

Ever watch the TV show on drug Intervention and see a meth-head from Kansas? That garbage billy ought to keep doing the meth and let selective Darwinism take care of the problem!

by captain tito March 13, 2008