Miss school Monday

Tell your mom your sick then she’ll check your head and say “you’re fine” then check the calendar AND OMG ITS MISS SCHOOL MONDAY!!!

Miss school Monday is we’re you skip school on Monday

by Fuuuuk off November 3, 2019

Sunday Monday

You continuously go to church and act good on sunday, then monday go back to your normal, theiving, pot smoking self.

"Man that kid comes to church every Sunday", "yeah, but hes a real Sunday Monday"

by 5689 September 9, 2012

Bold Monday

Bold monday is on May 2. It is particularly for you to be bold with your crush or bf/gf.

“HAPPY BOLD MONDAY!!” she said, “what’s bold mond-“ “BE BOLD WITH YOUR CRUSH!!!”

by thatoneperson2299 April 29, 2022

Monday Mourning

Monday Mourning - wearing all black to work every Monday because you are in mourning that you have to work all week.

Hey, why are you wearing all black today? Because it is Monday mourning!

by LizzyGlo June 11, 2025

Rocketship Monday

It's Rocketship Monday, the most important day of the year! It's always the 3rd Monday of March.

"Hey bro, are you ready for Rocketship Monday?"
"Of course! It's the most important day of the year"

by saucerich March 14, 2022

Mineta monday

Mineta monday is national eat a grape day!

Person 1:happy mineta monday!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!

by Buttercup_9999 October 26, 2020

Next Monday

A thing that will never happen.

Jedd's going on a date 'next Monday'.

by Louie Gooner August 3, 2025