National Grab Dick Day

Grab a boy’s dick today and say it’s National Grab Dick Day😂
Have a laugh❗️

“Grabs Rob dick” it’s grab dick day💀
“Y’all crazy”😂 Rob Said

National Grab Dick Day- grabbing a boy penis with them knowing.

by .myia September 17, 2019

National Anteater Hate Day

The day where we burn, torment, and patronize the hell spawns called anteaters

“Hey dude its National Anteater Hate Day! Lets go burn some fuckers!”

by Ratacey March 12, 2021

national kiss your gf day

august 8th, national kiss your girlfriend day!

bf: *kisses gf out of nowhere*

gf: why’d you do that?

bf: it’s national kiss your gf day!!

gf: oh, okay!

by johnnyshotgirlfriend August 3, 2021

national jordan shoe day

A day on March 23 where you wear Jordan and get dripped out.

“aye man it’s national jordan shoe day”
“oh mb lemme put on my 1s”

by glock0gan5 March 16, 2023

National Eat Butt Day

National Eat Butt Day is on October 9. Where you basically just go up to someone and eat their butt!

A: Hey it’s October 9, do you know what that means?
B: No? What does it mean?
A: It’s National Eat Butt Day! It means you gotta let me eat your butt!

by taltyu October 6, 2025

National Sloppy Toppy Day

June 25th is a long celebrated holiday known as National Sloppy Toppy Day. Your GF has to give you the sloppiest head you’ve ever received.

Yo Jack, Im so excited for national sloppy toppy day! My GF cant wait to suck my soul out of me.

by Yellowfever777 June 25, 2024

Republic of Phrog Nation

A micronation in North America which claims territory in Southern California. Common abbreviations are RP and RPN. Commonly referred to as Phrog Nation.

The Republic of Phrog Nation declared "independence" on 19 January 2021.

by anonymous September 12, 2022