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cock-a-doodle-doo

i don't know why,but when i hear "cock-a-doodle-doo" a have a very strong association with masturbating...anyone else?
-so,what are you going to do this evening?
-i'm gonna watch porno and cock-a-doodle-doo!!!
by zuizuizui March 27, 2010
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black mans cock

a dick that is more then 12 inches that is found on black men
did you know a black mans cock hangs from the side of his legs that look like a giant tumor
by TiTyRon January 16, 2010
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cock slam dunk

a cock slam dunk is when you jump into your significant other with force.
hey me and my girlfriend got to my house and it got pretty crazy i gave her a cock slam dunk
by artcandle36 October 9, 2007
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Small Chink Cock

An Asian who has a small penis
Derived from the word "Smallchinkwongdong"
chode
Geddon has a Small Chink Cock
by AirsoftNation.org January 5, 2015
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Reverse cock block

An inverse cock block. The act of a wingman facilitating crumpification (see crumpify), except the hookup against all wishes; being made to crump someone you have no desire to crump.
Ben was just hiding in the room, while his roommate yelled out the window to a fugly. Before Ben knew it, she was up there and he could do nothing but crumpify. His roomate sat in the other room, grinning like a kid in the candy store, because he knew he just completed a huge reverse cock block.
by the d00d October 22, 2006
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black man's cock

The infamous black ma's cock. feared by the many, and treasured by the few, the black man's cock is the greatest urban legend to date. Its primary role of reproduction is often superseded by its secondary roles,most notable, its use an implement for rendering bank security guards unconscious by a swift blow to the head, when the filthy nignog + accomplices decide to rob the establishment. it's other uses include neck warming, tea stirring, and bearbaiting
Jesus. that steak was bigger than a black man's cock
by cowdungcustard January 4, 2009
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douche-cock-bastard

A douche-cock-bastard is someone who ignorantly does things to you that really pisses the shit out of you.
That douche-cock-bastard drank the last beer without even asking....I was saving that for breakfast!
by chrislamma April 3, 2009
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