A common vehicle used to fool people into thinking the car is their "uber driver" and kidnapping them.
Investigator: Alright tell me the story again.
Victim: Im scared man im really scared..... I-I--I got in The Black Sudan and h-he said h-hh-he was my uber drive b-but the next thing im know Im in an abandoned warehouse in the middle of the woods all chained up!
Victim: Im scared man im really scared..... I-I--I got in The Black Sudan and h-he said h-hh-he was my uber drive b-but the next thing im know Im in an abandoned warehouse in the middle of the woods all chained up!
by JojoCreeperChungus100WholsomeF May 11, 2020
Get the The Black Sudanmug. Black is a color that most people like but when it comes to skin many hesitate about it. Then again the color black is considered as a bad ending or bad sign in many cultures but black also means the rise of a new era basically a new beginning of life or journey
by Blamed outcast November 23, 2021
Get the Blackmug. Like a "Black Sawn Event" but way less significant. When something seemingly nice turns straight negative, in an unexpected way, or in a scale or manner that is unanticipated.
"Hey, this summer rain is really nice... I wonder how long it will last..." Check weather... "Oh no, there is a flash flood and tornado warning that was just issued! This is a real Black Duck Event."
by toms35 August 18, 2021
Get the Black Duck Eventmug. Dear urban dictionary mods: sorry if this is kinda offensive, I don’t mean it that way. I have black friends. I worked really hard on this so please don’t take it down, Mwah.
Alright kids, imma tell you a story. This doesn’t really belong on the urban dictionary but at the same time I couldn’t think of a better place for it. I first heard this story at the deer lease so those faint of heart should not read on. Thank you for reading, I give you “The Black Afterlife”.
Once upon a time there were three black kids. These black kids were looking for forgiveness for their ratchet and awful sins one day and stumbled upon a preacher. The preacher said that they needed Jesus, so they went off to find him. They arrived at the pearly gates and saint peter told them to wait a second so he could ask Jesus if it was okay to let them in. Jesus said to saint peter, “I told you that all men, white, black, Mexican, Asian, and Native American were created equal. Let them in.” Saint peter went back to the gates and saw that they were gone. He went back to Jesus and told him the news. Jesus asked “Who? The black people?” And saint peter said “No, the pearly gates!”
Thank you for reading!!! Also sorry to the mods if this isn’t really a definition. I could’ve posted this on Reddit or something but I don’t think the fan base likes offensive stuff like this as much as the urban dictionary. Please don’t take it down!
Sincerely,
The Texan Pennsylvanian.
Alright kids, imma tell you a story. This doesn’t really belong on the urban dictionary but at the same time I couldn’t think of a better place for it. I first heard this story at the deer lease so those faint of heart should not read on. Thank you for reading, I give you “The Black Afterlife”.
Once upon a time there were three black kids. These black kids were looking for forgiveness for their ratchet and awful sins one day and stumbled upon a preacher. The preacher said that they needed Jesus, so they went off to find him. They arrived at the pearly gates and saint peter told them to wait a second so he could ask Jesus if it was okay to let them in. Jesus said to saint peter, “I told you that all men, white, black, Mexican, Asian, and Native American were created equal. Let them in.” Saint peter went back to the gates and saw that they were gone. He went back to Jesus and told him the news. Jesus asked “Who? The black people?” And saint peter said “No, the pearly gates!”
Thank you for reading!!! Also sorry to the mods if this isn’t really a definition. I could’ve posted this on Reddit or something but I don’t think the fan base likes offensive stuff like this as much as the urban dictionary. Please don’t take it down!
Sincerely,
The Texan Pennsylvanian.
by The Texan Pennsylvanian February 27, 2022
Get the black afterlifemug. by Michael December 7, 2021
Get the Apple Picking in the Black Forestmug. Alice black is the most famous person on the planet that will usually be wet all the time, she will sleep the same time you are awake and will always want to be with you no matter what. She will love you indefinitely until the end of time and if you loose her you will never find happiness ever again
Person 1: "I saw a really pretty girl today but she was dripping"
Person 2: "She must be Alice Black"
Person 1: "Woah shes so famous"
Person 2: "She must be Alice Black"
Person 1: "Woah shes so famous"
by ajice black February 2, 2022
Get the Alice Blackmug. The human logjam that develops at the front door of a store as too many people try to rush in to get to discounted items. People are shoved, knocked down and crushed against doors as people race to stuff that probably costs the same as it does all year. Black Friday, Black Friday beatdown, shopping, 1/2 price, discounted, coupons, Christmas presents, fistfights, stampede, Christmas, tvs, checkout lines, superstores, logjam
I’m staying in the car until people calm down. We’ve got a Black Friday bottleneck at the front of the store and people are getting nasty.
by joecoolthefool November 23, 2018
Get the Black Friday bottleneckmug.