Ultimate dodgeball, or UDC (Ultimate dodgeball Championship) is a sport played by smart car driving douchebags, and 30 year old men trying to relive their youth. It is usually played on a trampoline so it is incredibly easy to play. You'll either see 27 to 30 year olds playing, or 14 to 28 year olds playing, all of which take it way to seriously.
Kid: Dad why aren't you ever home on Thursday nights?
Dad: Well son, I have to go play ultimate dodgeball tonight!
Kid: Faggot...
Kid: Dad why aren't you ever home on Thursday nights?
Dad: Well son, I have to go play ultimate dodgeball tonight!
Kid: Faggot...
by Peyton Clark November 9, 2015
Get the ultimate dodgeballmug. Most of kings high school lead by the head clown miss tedd and her gang gang dropping their clown licenses wherever they go
by Dont_be_a_clown October 30, 2019
Get the Ultimate Clownmug. by jay big daddy w June 15, 2018
Get the ultimate hitchhikermug. by swiftspider6184 January 26, 2022
Get the chad ultimate minecraftermug. its where your high off weed, drunk, drank a 5 hour energy or 2 redbulls and you get really nic'd all at the same time
by 999antz999 March 3, 2021
Get the ultimate crossmug. This is the most powerful card in existance nothing can counter or damage it. This card instantly disables and destroys every enemy card no matter what their description says it also deflects all attacks no matter what deflected attacks deal infinte damage. This card requires another card to be awoken.
Me: ur gay
Random guy: *uses no u infinte card*
Me: nice try *uses the ultimate user*
Random guy: fuck you
Random guy: *uses no u infinte card*
Me: nice try *uses the ultimate user*
Random guy: fuck you
by Mr.PissShitHead June 5, 2018
Get the the ultimate usermug. 