Spit On My Clit

An expletive often used in its abbreviated form, S.O.M.C. Used when you are flustered with someone and need to yell something derogatory.

Lance: The Bee movie is better than Toy Story.

Chris: Spit on my clit lance! Your opinion is invalid.

by Me. Meme machine December 14, 2016

Spit bucket king

Aka Simon l if u don’t no who that is I’ve also write who he is but the he is also the spit bucket king what he does is romp a billy in to his longs has a sip of a drink Nd waterfalls the fuck out of the bucket with the biggest water steam of water out does this bc he can’t handle the dope

Seen a water fall?
Definitely not as big as the spit bucket king

by Brocks also my bitch January 6, 2021

Spit on Dan month

A month in which every single human to ever be born onto this earth will unite and band together regardless of race in order to spit on Dan

Person 1: Hey do you know what month it is?
Person 2: Yeah! Its spit on Dan month
*both people begin to simultaneously spit on Dan*

by Jammy Dodger Destroyer July 2, 2022

spit on my dick

to ruin someones good time

"I was having a great day until Jim came over and clogged up my toilet, he totally spit on my dick."
sarcastic "thanks for spitting all over my dick"

by Snakes on a Zane January 10, 2009

Anal Spit Roast

When your eating a girl or guys ass and you stick your fingers in there and open their asshole and spit in side of it.

Bitch i will anal spit roast your ass D’Angelo!

by DickDuckPuck September 23, 2018

rusty spit valve

When receiving a rusty trombone the man flatulates on the hoes tongue.

Yesterday Timmy gave Alicia a rusty spit valve and she was mad.

by tatooed gnome October 16, 2008

spit wadd

where u cum in a girls mouth and then she gets a straw and shoots cum back at u like a spit ball

my mother told me bout all the guys she gave spit wadds 2 then i threw up multiple times in my pocket

by Drunkin Dunkin n hung down low April 2, 2011