flying tire salesman

Ohio State highway patrolman

I told that flying tire salesman to take that ticket and shove it up his ass!

by READYRED April 20, 2021

Intermediate tires

In Formula 1 intermediate tires are out on when it is raining only a little bit, or if the track is wet.

Bono: What kind of tires would you like to put on?
Hamilton: Put on the intermediate tires.

by Maybe that one February 13, 2022

tired pudding

An old sloppy vagina.

Man that old hag has tired pudding.

by Tobixwasxhere June 22, 2017

fight the tired

after you take a couple of xanax or other sedatives and you start to feel tired you must fight the tired in order to get the high.

"i just took a xanax and i'm ready to take a nap"
"nah dude, you just gotta fight the tired!"

by wawawoowa September 17, 2009

360 Tire Spin

A wheelchair trick which automatically gets you laid. Consists of balancing a chair with only 1 of the back wheels touching the ground and then spinning in a complete circle. Almost impossible and requires an extremely Ultralight chair.

1: What's your favorite WCMX trick?
2:360 tire spin!

by Satirically Cheesy August 11, 2017

I'm Tired

Not enough sleep

me : I'm tired last day i did not sleep until 9 am
person: cool

by wedontgiveafooooooooock July 09, 2018

U tire

When you are an asshole.

You fucking u tire. You are acting like a u tire.

by lil Galil April 16, 2024