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london

prolly the bitchiest person you’ll ever meet, the most stuck up bitch you’ll every meet, so snobby you don’t wanna be around her, judges so hard for no reason, and some stinky hairy ass pussy not a good sex partner
girl: hey i’m new here my name is brittany

london: yuck get away from me new girl
by thatgirlrylee123344 November 9, 2019
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london

a fat obese stan twitter user who pulls no bitches
by big strap ree June 22, 2023
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London Baby Lottery

When you have sex with over 1000 men in a fancy mansion in London, UK in twelve hours time to set a world record, later find out you're pregnant, and then 9 months later everyone goes in for DNA tests to see who the father of the child is.
I was in a group of chaps who took part in this Guinness Book of World Records thing and the posh tosser in front of me ended up winning the London Baby Lottery.
by recklessconduct February 19, 2025
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londons a simp

londons a simp is a term you use for someone who is simping so hard for someone and watching them flirt makes you want to throw up
londons a simp that’s what you are don’t deny it
by Theplastics July 29, 2020
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Londoner’s disease

The act of Paedophilia or cousin marriage. A reference to the disproportionately large number of cousin marriages and acts of paedophilia that statistically happen inside the Greater London area. People from the rest of the U.K. refer to paedophiles as being afflicted with the “Londoner’s disease”.
“See that guy Luke? Guy who just moved from Tottenham? Checked him out on the register. Turns out he’s got the Londoner’s disease”
by Barnabeast98 January 2, 2024
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london

The most amazing girl to ever exist. She's funny, talented, an amazing artist, and deserves all the love in the world. She means everything to me and if i could scream to the world how much i lover her, i would. I love you, London.
person: man, that girl was so amazing. did you happen to catch her name?
person 2: i dunno. she must've been a london or something.
by blasphemyvivi August 4, 2017
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London

Very loyal and nice,cute,attractive people want to be like her
London
by Kianni April 3, 2019
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