Sitting on logs

A girl who has a lot of sex.

omg I was just sitting on logs all night. My vajajay is sore.

by Leeloo Dallas November 28, 2016

swiss log

a class C fecal extraction where two logs overlay usually in the shape of a Swiss Cross
also a sign that jesus christ himself is in your colon

"hey, guys, I'm back from dropping a swiss log praise the lord!"

by B Hicks 2016 December 10, 2015

Linkin Log

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit and your partner comes and starts riding your dick, she then crosses her legs and shits at the same time

Bro #1: Bro I just tried the Linkin Log with your girl, it totally rocked!

Bro #2: No way bro I’ll have to try that now!

by Johnny Bathrooms September 25, 2020

mall-logged

What you feel when you already spent more than 3 hours at a mall with no money and nothing to do other than walk around in circles half-asleep.

After walking around for 5 hours in the mall and spending $817 dollars in clothes, Kristen started to feel mall-logged, so she called her mom to go home

by Apmac June 28, 2008

Bade Log

People who don't reply to your reels

aree tum toh bade log ho

by justaweirdgal September 8, 2023

Linkin Log

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit and your partner comes and starts riding your dick, she then crosses her legs and shits at the same time

Bro #1: Bro I just tried the Linkin Log with your girl, it totally rocked!

Bro #2: No way bro I’ll have to try that now!

by Johnny Bathrooms September 25, 2020

log in to tci

u fucked up

log in to tci so go home

by qazwsxecd November 30, 2020