Tennessee Jets

When someone pours cheap Tennessee whiskey into their asshole or vagina and subsequently squirts said whiskey into someone else’s mouth and eyes.

I think I got herpes in my eye after that chick gave me Tennessee Jets last night.

by Zach Walters February 16, 2024

Jet log

A poop that is taken on an airplane.

To the chagrin of Jason, Mike dropped a massive jet log because he couldn't wait for the plane to land.

by keepinitgiebel July 6, 2022

Jet Ezra

He is a very goofy goober kinda guy. He is super doopy and is trash at making games. he is also brunette and has pale white skin like a doppy vampire. He is the textbook definition of the south park WoW gamer, except skinny and makes games, also he is nothing like the south park WoW gamer.

Person A - "Ayo this doopy goofy goober is eating beans in the movie theatre! Lets beat the fuck outta him!"
Person B - "Nah dawg he's just a Jet Ezra leave him be"

by Duncan Dixoncoffee June 15, 2022

Jet

A musty-ass bottom-feeding little bastard who steals art and solicits personal information from minors

"Jet is that icecream flavor, no one likes, not even the shopkeepers"

by I'm always right, never wrong August 9, 2022

Jay Jay the Jet Plane

A goddamn creepy kids’ show about planes, fire trucks, tow trucks and helicopters having faces on them living in the fictional county of Tarrytown. Each episode has them solving problems and learning Bible lessons (only on the TLC/Smile/Qubo broadcasts; and on the Yippee streaming service). Later, in 2001, PBS picked up the show without the Bible lessons being learned.

Man, I really used to watch Jay Jay the Jet Plane in my childhood. Not as bad as Thomas though.

by Willingins February 3, 2026