knuckle child

Sperm. The result of buffing one's bishop.

I spilled many a knuckle child watching porn last night

by thepipe November 15, 2018

Child abductor

A child abductor is usually a fat American chav in a white van saying free vbucks always approach

That child abductor has a realy nice van I'm going to get in for all the free vbucks

by Tobitastic February 26, 2021

gerald's child

An anonymous account that creates confession pages and is responsible for cyber bullying on college campuses.

Guy 1: Did you see Gerald's Child's post this morning?
Guy 2: Yea, he was way out of line.

by The mightiest duck December 4, 2013

Toxic Child

Angry 8 year old that got nothing to do in life, loves making people mad and spams "EZ" in chat after winning against someone and calls someone a hacker when they get killed

Person1: EZ EZ EZ yall noobs get gud at dis gaem lol L L L L L L
Person2: *kills person1*
Person1: NOOB HACKER NO WAY HACKR I REPORTED U MY DAD OWNS THIS GAME HE IS GONNA BAN U HACKR HACKER HAX HAX UR SO BAD THAT NEEDS TO HACK KID SKAGKHJAUGHWEIYGAYG
Person3: Lmao Toxic Child

by NotFUnnidUd May 11, 2021

ship child

The child of two or more people (fiction or real) you want to get together.

I love Deku x Uraraka, I made a ship child for them!

by {Cherry_Animatics25} October 20, 2022

stinky child

me

me is a stinky child

by PeRiPeRiSaUcE April 5, 2022

Thream Child

i child that is good at every thing

that 8 year old kid can beat me at everything (THREAM CHILD)

by Thream child May 13, 2009