An expletive often used in its abbreviated form, S.O.M.C. Used when you are flustered with someone and need to yell something derogatory.
Lance: The Bee movie is better than Toy Story.
Chris: Spit on my clit lance! Your opinion is invalid.
Chris: Spit on my clit lance! Your opinion is invalid.
by Me. Meme machine December 14, 2016
An Arizona Spit Shine (aka ASS) is the act of ejaculating on someone and rubbing it on them afterwards.
by TooDevious4545 December 12, 2022
A month in which every single human to ever be born onto this earth will unite and band together regardless of race in order to spit on Dan
Person 1: Hey do you know what month it is?
Person 2: Yeah! Its spit on Dan month
*both people begin to simultaneously spit on Dan*
Person 2: Yeah! Its spit on Dan month
*both people begin to simultaneously spit on Dan*
by Jammy Dodger Destroyer July 02, 2022
"I was having a great day until Jim came over and clogged up my toilet, he totally spit on my dick."
sarcastic "thanks for spitting all over my dick"
sarcastic "thanks for spitting all over my dick"
by Snakes on a Zane January 08, 2009
When your eating a girl or guys ass and you stick your fingers in there and open their asshole and spit in side of it.
by DickDuckPuck September 24, 2018
by tatooed gnome August 22, 2008
my mother told me bout all the guys she gave spit wadds 2 then i threw up multiple times in my pocket
by Drunkin Dunkin n hung down low March 17, 2011