Doing a Potter

adj; To do a disappearing act. Going AWOL/MIA from work in particular leaving your colleagues to pick up the pieces.

Bob: "Morning Trace, nice to see you"
Tracey: "Alright Bob, 'ave a nice holiday. You looked very tanned!"
Bob: "It was lovely Trace.......where's Peter?"
Tracey: "He's got his invisibility cloak on Bob..*sarcastic smile*... He's been doing a Potter since last Wednesday. Not even called in you know?! The cheek..."

by TerminalVelocity August 20, 2013

Amelia Potter

Some dumb whore who dropped out of school and wound up pregnant. Not suprising though. All through the years of school (that we was in) she didnt come back after freshman year.. she was always a low class hoe. Obviously her tits arent real but she wont ever admit it. People say shes so "strong" but really she just tells people her buisness for attention. No one cares what shes been through shes still some dumb cunt who takes all the guys attention away with her fake ass self. She likes to lie about things to get attetion like her mom having cancer and dieing, everyone thinks shes a dumbass, attenchion whore.

Theres that amelia potter girl!

Yeah she a fucking whore.

by Clarkston Girl 96 February 16, 2012

Chris Potter

Golfer, Brookwoods Golf Club Tournament Winner, Trophy Holder, Boozer, Champion, The Shiznit,

Holy Crap! Did you see Chris Potter win that Golf Tournament, while drunk? He's the Shiznit!"

by The Trophy Wife June 27, 2011

Potter

When someone is so shit at pro clubs that he becomes a potter

Potter: Oh my god! How did he miss that?! He's such a potter!

by hyohyohyohyohyo October 25, 2023

Harry Potter-y

harry potteresque

the vibe was very harry potter-y

by Microwave22 December 9, 2022

Post Harry Potter Trauma

Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')

"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."

by Kittycorn Me December 17, 2022

Olly Trotter Potter

This sigma brexit alpha male anti-islam buzz cut cunt is the king of the sigmas. This man created the term, “The broken sigma”, as he believes his redemption arc is near. The Trotter tends to have kankles, but thinks that’s what defines him as a broken brexit. He often drinks beer at home by himself watching the football at the age of 16, and is still yet to feel the touch of a female. Olly Trotter Potter’s typically strive to be a football hooligan, and usually tell his mates that he’s ‘jibbed’ into stadiums for free, even though he’s spent half a mortgage on tickets at wembley. Don’t hang around a Trotter, they are disgusting morons that disconnect themselves from females to ensure they love the sigma life.

*Music plays - Baggy Trousers***
Olly Trotter Potter: Fkn el mush i’m chillin vibin

by FatMaccaPac August 7, 2023