Glitter Ninja

Noun: Someone who, in an act of desperation, throws glitter in the air (as to take everyone else off guard/ distract them), then escapes the general area.

Jane: "Hey, what do you think about kids?"

John: "Uh...." *tosses glitter at Jane*

-John successfully turns into a glitter ninja

by Glitter Ninja Master August 1, 2011

ninja pimp

{Pronounced - nin-jer pim-p}
Linking/meeting/texting/screwing a number of different girls at one time ( not literally all at the same time though... see orgy ) with all of them oblivious to your pimping ways.

or

A ninja who happens to also be a pimp or a pimp who also happens to be a ninja.

homeboy #1 : I hear Dave's got 15 different bitches on the go this week!
homeboy #2 : Yeah, Dave sure is a ninja pimp

or

Pedistrian : Shit was that a ninja in the Caddilcac...must be a ninja pimp!

by original_ninja_pimp January 19, 2006

Ninja Goodbye

After sex move. Once you finished fucking your girl and she's getting ready to leave, you karate chop her and then throw her out. This would be if she's talking too much or just getting annoying in general.

After we got down she was talking too much so I have her the ninja goodbye.

by SkipJackson September 29, 2008

Pink Ninja

Pink Ninjas are stealthy, and strike without warning. They are experts at concealment, until they become overly excited. Typically 5 1/2 - 6 inches tall and with prominent veins, they are accompanied by their two faithful hairy companions.

Alternatively, another name for the penis.

The pink ninja slipped into the bushy undergrowth.

by oxford english dick March 26, 2009

Ninja Dust

The attack mechanism of one farting in their hand and gradually approaching the enemy to stick the invisible death gas in their face.

(fart noise) Farts in hand* (walks up to K-dog):puts hand in face- NINJA DUST!

by Kyle McNinja December 5, 2015

Rim ninja

Homosexual. Someone who wants to judo chop another blokes ass vadge

YOU are probably a rim ninja.

by Aussiedeadshit September 22, 2010

Bitch Ninja

The act of doing something bitchy unexpectedly

Sally- Hey, I'm so happy we're going to the mall today, we're gonna have a blast!

Veronica- Oh, I forgot, my dog is sick, I can't hang out with you today

Sally- Oh.... okay, bye *hangs up phone*

Veronica- *calls boyfriend* Hey! wanna hang out today?

*Sally finds out* Wow! what a bitch ninja!

by JJPeche November 19, 2011