internet douchebag

Socialist Auburn Troll

Whiny asshole on a message board who changes his arguments when pinned down and is a major hypocrite. "Ignore that guy, he's just an internet douchebag!"

by Dalton_Orr January 21, 2009

internet crawler

Noun - Pertains to a person who "crawls" the internet as a hobby and becomes knowledgeable about things in all corners of the internet including the latest fad websites, internet slang, viral content, and popular culture and information.

Allen is such and internet crawler, he is constantly browsing forums, reading cracked articles, and quoting the latest memes.

Bob is always trying to show me youtube videos and send me links to funny pictures he found, he's an internet crawler.

by The aware observer June 10, 2013

Internet Marine

The vast majority of "U.S. Marines" you'll encounter online. Though, they are in fact civilians.

Internet Marine 1: "The marines r better than the army cuz the marines stormed the beaches of normindy and won the revulotunary war". U-RUH! SIMPIR FI!
Internet Marine 2: Yea! Army stands for "aren't ready FOR marines yet".

Me @ e-Marine 1: I have a feeling you don't take time to research history.
Me @ e-Marine 2: *Face-palm* Yeah, I don't see the arFmy doing anything. In fact, I don't know what the hell that is.

by 11b/0311 is the real deal October 27, 2010

internet scene

The scene of internet teens and young adults. Most are budding graphic designers. Many started out at Neopet guilds but then moved on to create actual websites and message boards. Like highschool, you have your "A-Listers" and "Wannabe's". You can climb up the internet ladder to become e-popular by befriending reknown a-listers or joining message boards.

I'm popular on the internet scene.

by fershurebetch July 20, 2007

internet orc

There are two meanings of the internet orc. Similar to the internet troll, but worse, The Orc of the interwebs is even uglier and more socially disruptive than the Troll. There are a couple of ways harmless trolling becomes the bashing of an ORC.

1. Straight up Cyber-bullying is Bashing

2. Disregard for the feelings of another is Bashing.
3. Ad Hominem attacks (Bashing another Character)

A second understanding of the orcs of the inter webs is that these are the really really bad trolls who make it too obvious that they are trolling. This is Representative in that orcs are generally much more hideous than trolls and thus orcs are more easily spotted bashing than their more clever troll cousins.

Synonyms: Hater, Dick, Asshole, Ogre, Meanie-weanie, Hateraid-overdoser

Oh fuck you you ugly ORC nobody asked you.

Wow bad trolling. obvious as the ugly fucking orc that you are! you are so bad at trolling!

Next time dont make you disgusting face so apparent you internet orc fuck!

Bad orc is bad.

by ShadowLing October 27, 2014

internet blazing

hitting bowls of marijuana as in a real circle, but over videochat

"yo, me and ryan were just internet blazing. too lazy to meet up so we just had an i-sesh."

by xthinklegacyx March 19, 2010

Internet Owls

Pictures of owls on the Internet, usually accompanied with sarcastic phrases written in Internet language. The three most famous Owls consist of the following.

- A white snow owl accompanied by the phrase "O RLY".
- A disgruntled barn owl accompanied by the phrase "YA RLY".
- A white snow owl accompanied by the phrase "I see what you did there".

When in need of a response, remember the Internet owls.

by O RLY October 5, 2005