When your partner takes laxatives, finds a high place, and proceeds to defecate on your head. Thereby forming a helmet.
Person 1: Did you hear? Kai loves getting Ukrainian helmets after a long day of work.
Person 2: Yeah, last time he got one inside a church. How disgusting!
Person 1: agreed.
Person 2: Yeah, last time he got one inside a church. How disgusting!
Person 1: agreed.
by BushLover123 May 30, 2025
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by unterwegs February 20, 2024
Get the Blue Helmet mug.Helmet carving is a sport that only the upper echelon of skiers are able to partake in, given the extreme skill required. This specific type of extreme ski carving refers to those skiers that can get their bodies to less than 5 degrees, and with the aid of new "Helmet Carving" helmets, can lay down a third track in the snow. This feat is only possible with new purpose-built helmets that are manufactured with integrated skis; one ski on each side of the helmet. The birthplace of this upper-end sport was Killington, VT.
He has proved how masterful a skier he is, as he can now lay down that third track in the snow while helmet carving.
by SkiFast669 January 19, 2026
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