engineer

Uncle Dane tf2 who makes everyone switch to heavy because his sentry gun is more gun

red 2fort intel room: "YEEEE- THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY! -EEEEEEHA- THAT ENGINEE- WOOOOOOOO- THAT ENGINEE-THAT ENGINEER'S A SP-THAT ENGI- *killbind* IIIIIIIINCOMIN' *ubercharged blu heavy noises followed immediately by dead heavy noise 10 seconds later* much obliged- *sentry repair noises* THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY! sentry comin' up! eeeeeerectin' a dispenser! teleporter comi'- *wrench whack noi-* THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY! THAT ENGINEER'S A SP- THAT ENGINEE- THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY!, THA- wewewewwwewewewewwewweweweeweewewewewewwewewewwewewewewewewwewe have taken the enemy inteli- spah sapp-spah sappi'n mah-spah s-spah sappi'n mah sentreh! spy:" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" much obliged! thanks for the ride, par-THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY!, THAT ENGINEE- THAT E- THAT ENGINEER'- THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY!, "victory", *angry chat noises*"

by UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE November 24, 2020

Steam Engine

Alternatingly fisting two men’s asses like a piston whilst smoking a cigarette and blowing the smoke straight up.

Tony found two twinks and they fired up the ole steam engine at grandma’s house.

by Rockkrawler March 15, 2019

religious engine-cranking

Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.

When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")

by QuacksO September 30, 2020

Jet Engine

A good looking woman

~A jet engine works by these principes: Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow. Just like having sex with a woman

Wow, u saw that good looking jet engine walking over there?

by Vl.ok November 3, 2017

google engineer

The person, who is finding an answers for the task on google

You are a such a google engineer

by dmitrr1 September 17, 2021

enginement

The act of enjoying a vagina either during sex or masturbation.

That was pure enginement right there!

by ghettohippo September 4, 2009

without knowledge in engineering

without having thought things through comme du monde

if you are going to build an electric chair in your basement, please don't do so without knowledge in engineering!

by Sexydimma March 14, 2015