The Crazy Dave

A celebratory bumping of dicks, most commonly following a home run by a Chicago Cub. Believed to be invented and championed by newly crowned World Series champion David Ross.

It was so weird when my dad gave me the crazy Dave after I showed him my report card.

by SHAQattaQ November 3, 2016

DISCO DAVE

A peadophile in the local area who likes young girls.

Disco Dave: ‘Do you want to meet me up queenzy for a quickie?’

by XxLilyGibson October 12, 2020

Dave Mustaine

The best Christian televangelist who has ever lived, even outsold Creed with his awesome Christian music.

Dave Mustaine would make Dr. Ely Gemstone raise an eyebrow.

by stainless67 April 3, 2022

Dave Chapelle

A heavily overrated comedian who, while he is at times hilarious, like everyone says he is, has some gags which are pathetic and stupid beyond being funny at all (such as the "World Series of Dice," which is only funny to people with IQs in the negatives). People who say he is the greatest comedian of all time (many people I know have) are wrong for a fact.

Dave Chapelle is the most overrated comedian of all time.

by Supergeek April 9, 2008

Dancing Dave

Sex God and general genius on all matters especially football. Scourge of bitter blues.

Kenny Dalglish is my hero.

by Dancing Dave January 26, 2005

big dave

A big blue cartoon mammoth that is related to the archaeology class of HRSFC 2003-2005

"look its big dave!"

by Jack Hiscock February 1, 2005

Pull a Dave

To skip a swole session with your bros to engage in a less manly activity such as house sitting

Hey man, are you going to the gym tomorrow?
Nah dude, I think I'm going to pull a Dave instead

by Davey K-notts June 22, 2016