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Jesus christ

Someone who is alive and almighty who forgives you for your sins someone who is very reliable . The person to look past your past and show true love .
I was at at church and pastor said that Jesus Christ is the one who died for our sins . And arouse again 3 days later, that doesn't make since . U can't die and rise again you are a zombie .. No actually if you read your bible you'll actually see that he was destined before time to do this . So much that satin put in the kings head during that time to kill all the first borns. Jesus destiny still lived on bc god may the way for Mary and Joseph to hide and be protected . Before he died they beat him so much bc they thought he was a joke saying he's the son of god. All the blood is an an expression of forgiveness for your sins that Jesus takes the punishment for. They also made him carry the cross that he died on to say in the walk with christ you'll will have to pick up your own cross and keep walking . It's only for the strong ones who can't take a beating and keep stepping forward. Not really picking up a cross just pick up your emotional burden or physical burden and keep moving.
by RomansEmpirekilledjesus March 23, 2023
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Jesus Christ

Lord Jesus christ son of God, have mercy upon me a sinner.”
by Mr Lean June 7, 2024
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Christed

to be christed means to take the drug which make you dead and then to take the anti drug that Christ gives you in order to come back from the dead. The PURPLE. Fantastic! Dr. David Ammon Hillman
Jesus christed the ones who fell dead with the antidote called Purple.
by Melenkurion Abatha July 18, 2024
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Seek Christ

The phrase "Seek Christ" refers to when a person says or does something entirely out of pocket, and therefore, you must guide them towards enlightenment.
Person 1: Skibidi Rizz Fanum Tax
Person 2: Please seek Christ
by parsidot August 1, 2024
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Steezus Christ

DaQuan Johnakin. ( He is the one and only Steezus Christ. To those who challenge his Steezus only answers to God.)
Damn bro that’s a hard fit, I see someone was blessed by Steezus Christ.
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Steezus Christ

Steezus Christ is the holy man that is the steeziest man known for his amazing style, vibe and love for others. His name is only known by few. There are plenty of others who use the name but only one official Steezy One.
He will rise again and show the world a new wave. Amen and thanks Steezus Christ.
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Christ-tard

A Christian with low intelligence. Usually also extremely devoted to the religion and homophobic.
Most american Christians are Christ-tards.
by Pizzelle April 12, 2025
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