Devious Bastard

A potato loving eldritch deity, that prefers these starchy snacks above all else. They are also a TikTok personality of the same name.
Remember to lock your cabinets and shut your rears, there is a Devious Bastard afoot!
by Dumbbimbo January 04, 2021
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Film bastard

Someone who actively ruins the experience of watching a movie, usually by talking throughout it or outright spoiling everything.
"Hey, you know that guy is actually the villain."
"God, you are such a film bastard!"
by sinnamon64 May 28, 2022
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lady bastard

An indiscreet female with a gritty attitude. She gives no fucks and is happy to tell you to fuck off. Fuck you, Jenny.
That lady bastard! She stole my lunch and sent me an instagram of it to me.
by awarmfastbear April 28, 2019
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Knuckle-Bastards

Semen discharged from an act of self-gratification, usually left to dribble over the thumb of the active hand.
I was in the bathroom after your mum took a shit, so I thought I'd use that time to fire off some knuckle-bastards.
by FormerSmurf April 07, 2015
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UnLUCKY Bastard!

A term describing Touma, a no-good guy with a neutering ability or a curse from God that nullifies all non-physical attacks on him.

He unaware that he built a harem with 9,000+ clones, a nun with the Vatican's most forbidden books, 2 Japanese Christian members, Rail Gun, and among others.
Somebody who's an "UnLUCKY Bastard!" shut that sadist boy.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 28, 2018
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Bastard jummy

When you are trying to insult someone in a Scottish accent and the only thing you can think of is "Bastard jummy"
by Stijn November 28, 2014
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Antiono the bastard

Anyone who refuses to share a bowl of potato chips with everyone else
“ Hey Antiono you bastard,you gonna share those chips or what?”
Antiono the bastard
by Captain haha March 03, 2020
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