Alyssa

The alyssa is something the wild micah wont shut the fuck up about

greg: oh hey micah!
micah: did you see that circular curvaceous cutie over there named alyssa?
greg: SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP
micah: *licks alyssa*

by babygotnoback89 November 23, 2021

Alyssa

Girl that is bound to be with a man know as Ronald. Commonly known as a woman who bitched Owen atkins

Alyssa needs to slurp on hanks dick

by Bennidicto June 6, 2023

Alyssa

Alyssa is a funny loyal friend. Alyssa will always make you smile no matter what. Alyssa is very empathetic and can match your energy. If there is an Alyssa in your life, you will forever be happy.

Alyssa: Hi

by lkibuvyggg February 25, 2023

Alyssa

Really cute girl who plays volleyball and loves to talk with friends. Short mean and funny talks like she’s black but isn’t a packers fan. She makes a lot of friends. DOESNT GIVE PEOPLE CHANCES BRU

I’m Alyssa and I’m better than you in volley ball bitch

by GIVEMEACHANCEALYSSA!!!! March 4, 2023

Alyssa and adie

Worlds best friends. They can help each other through anything. They help each other in the darkest times. They bring the best out in each other.

Girl 1 ) Wow Alyssa and adie are amazing friends. They bring bc the best out of each other

Girl 2) yea I wish I could be like them

by The sassy queen March 9, 2023

Alyssa

Hardcore white girl who is very tall and black. She likes to talk a lot but don’t go up to her and say hi, because she’s shy and won’t talk. She eats strawberries and loves liver to death. Never EVER!! Ignore Alyssa. She will get u

Damn, Alyssa’s so white but black

by Me..: March 17, 2023

Alyssa Gianola

The biggest pot head in all of the US. Her red hair and fire pubes are beautiful and are as bright as the sun! According to one source her butthole resembles a butterfly!

Anyone in the Locker room: It smells like that zaza in here, Alyssa Gianola must be near by!

by Meowmeowhi January 17, 2023