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Asinine legislation act

A currently non existant, but very much needed, us piece of federal legislation that would theoretically prevent any US state or state legislature from passing any "asinine" (morally stupid and useless) legislation.
Gavin Newsom banning gas cars in California or Illinois no longer removing even "simple vagrants" on my property? Can someone please pass the asinine legislation act?!

Every state law in the United States, well SCOTUS should decide if some of these laws should fall under the asinine legislation act ( to be abbreviated the ALA)
by Sexydimma November 6, 2022
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you act like a kid

You act like you ain’t got no type of sense and act like your 2 years of age
“You act like a kid you act like ain’t got no sense like you you 2 years old like my nephew grow up stop acting like a kid it’s not funny.
by Kaykayorkay November 8, 2022
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Money's acting funny, change a little strange

A hilarious rhyme about spending on something when you feel it's easy to part with what you have, then you should treat yourself with this or that.
If your money's acting funny, change a little strange, check out this store and buy all the cool merchandise we have in stock.
by Verrückte Hunde November 22, 2022
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Act

Iam "........."

Hym *Snickers*

Iam "........."

Hym *Snickers* "You still sulking over there?"

Iam *Glares*

Hym *Snickers* "Ppfftt Bwahahahahaha aha aha aaaahahahaha!!!"

Iam "You can't be serious!"

Hym "Ha! What you don't like the Joker laugh anymore? HAHAHAHAHAAAA! Blah blah blah! He BaStArDiZeD tHe Ip! You just feel like you sullied your idol with your own inadequacy."

Iam "It wasn't supposed to... Why is this so funny to you?"

Hym "It's the act! The act of doing it is what makes it funny! It's perfectly analogous to our experience! And he encapsulated it in time. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "This isn't... Whatever..."

Hym "Ha!"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
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Act Dry Day

May 3rd is Act Dry Day. Become as dry as you possibly can to your friends or someone close you.
Chrysler: Why’s Bone acting so dry?
Jim: act dry day
Chrysler: k.
by Jiua1345 May 2, 2022
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Act Dry Day

May 3rd is Act Dry Day. Act as dry as much as you can to your friends and close ones. Just as long as you represent your way of acting dry.
Chrysler: Why’s Bone acting so dry??
Jim: act dry day.

Chrysler: k.
by Jiua1345 May 2, 2022
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the Wagner Act

Replying to fundraising emails with cat photos and gifs. Must be said with some officious verbiage to make it sound serious.

The spam-reply equivalent of rick rolling.
I don't just delete political fundraising emails, I invoke the Wagner Act instead.
by Profess sore October 1, 2022
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