by Creeperz653 July 10, 2025
Get the brooklynmug. by Ihaveanswers October 28, 2021
Get the Brooklynmug. Brooklyn - where do we start. There have been allegations of her having stds , after reading this definition I’ll let you be a judge of that . Brooklyn Has a weird thing for licking hobos, Infact she’s been seen in the woods near her house mingling with the hobos. Her laugh is comparable to a donkey on helium , expect some tears. One of her favourite pass times includes some questionable acts including seeds while inside an airplane bathroom- I’ll leave it at that 😳Some of her best insults include calling others “Taylor swift wannabes” , or “Jake Paul wannabes “ be aware as she will steal your mommy and daddy. One of her nicknames is “daddy’s little angel” other nicknames include “the shankstress “ after one of her old flames- Shanky . She has been seen drinking an unhealthy amount of tea- some have said vomit inducing . Brooklyn’s tend to be quite clumsy, we recommend wrapping them in bubble wrap. Brooklyn’s just some stupid vegetarian . Oh yeah and did we mention she’s gay?
by Thatscottishogregirl September 18, 2020
Get the Brooklynmug. Beautiful, sweet woman of superior intellect, who is also a nuclear weapon in bed. Now the definition of the perfect girlfriend.
"When we had thermonuclear sex I knew she wasn't just another Frazetta goddess, she was a Brooklyn"
A young woman you wish you'd married instead of your ex-wives. "I wish I'd scored a Brooklyn"
A young woman you wish you'd married instead of your ex-wives. "I wish I'd scored a Brooklyn"
by alwr October 7, 2022
Get the Brooklynmug. sc: brooklessthan3
by babahalalaosd April 10, 2022
Get the brooklynmug. by big_c0ck.1 December 21, 2022
Get the Brooklynmug. The most bratty person you’ll ever meet she so rude and never stop talking she’ll act like ur friend for a few days then become ur worst enemy she is such a asshole and if ur stupid like me You’ll take her back then she’ll steal ur crush right in front of you the most biggest bitch I’ve ever met and trust me she is all the following a pussy motherfucking bitch ass hoe with a whore fucking personality so never take her as ur friend you’ll regret it
by xxhopes November 18, 2019
Get the Brooklynmug.