Zach

A big boy with lovely arms

Oo zach what a big boy and his arms are so nice

by Oneofmylargefriends August 31, 2017

zached

rounding up the split tab so you can over charge your friends

Went to the bar the other night with Jason and the tab came to $110. Jason sent me an apple pay request for $60. Totally zached me. What a douche.

by mrmixx August 24, 2022

Zach

Zach is the friend who will stick by you kn matter what. He will be there for you in your time of need. He has beautiful red hair and he is stunningly charming.

Wow he is so nice, he is such a Zach.

by BioReactor February 7, 2018

Zach Herron

A really hot guy who is in a band called Why Shouldn't We.... no, Why Don't We. (My bad)
He has a boyfriend named Jack Avery (jachary muh doods)
He has a girlfriend named Kay Cook, currently.

Friend: Who's that on your profile pic @imrubyherron ?
Me: It's my 'mentally dating husband', Zach Herron

Or in another occasion...

Friend: Who's the best ship in WDW
Me: Definetely #jachary. Zach Herron and Jack Avery

by @imrubyherron January 9, 2019

Zach Fact

Facts that are immediately known to be true. That's a Zach Fact

Kid #1: The sky is yellow
Kid #2: No it isn't moron
Kid #1: Well it's a Zach Fact
Kid #2: Aw shit you're right

by <;)> May 11, 2018

Zach

He is the most amazing boyfriend/guy friend you could ever get he is so sweet and cuddly on the inside although all he shows on the outside is the dark emo slipknot obsessed child that we all love his glowing honey coloured eyes and shoulder length curly soft brown hair is all you need in life.

Person 1: Holy sh*t look at how cute Zach is

Person 2: ikr im so jealous

by homosexual that lives next doo March 19, 2019

Zach

A dumb bitch who never appreciates you and when a new game comes out puts you out on the street for trash pick up .

A Zach will never love you forever only after they find a new game .

by Mrs Falgoust June 25, 2020