were you shove a small watermelon up your ass while doing meth in powder form off of a mexican emo femboys penis while getting skull fucked simultaneously then the emo femboy skull fucking the individual smokes crystal meth using a 36 inch black dildo while oiling up with coconut cream and covers himself/herself in sand then plugs there ass with a back scratcher
by chaseisalsome August 12, 2025
Get the Mexican Watermelonmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025
Get the Popcorn, bubble, gum, and Watermelon Invented Action Comdedymug. by Shirkules August 24, 2018
Get the Saucy Watermelonsmug. damn ruby just walked by and i smelled the watermelon hormone she's full and so sweet!
I just wanna knock on her melons to get a little bit of that melon hormone from that snarky bitch!
I just wanna knock on her melons to get a little bit of that melon hormone from that snarky bitch!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself July 20, 2022
Get the watermelon hormonemug. 
When a person acts out of their character to impress others and appear bad ass or have bad ass like qualities, Hence the meaning of the fruit a watermelon referring to guys who act as if they are the hulk, a one man army, or unstoppable.
I.E (In explanation)
A watermelon being green on the outside (a foolish rookie, in-experienced,fake,attention seeking) and but not hardened or tough and soft&pink inside..like a vagina.
Fake tough guy AKA soon to be prison bitch.
I.E (In explanation)
A watermelon being green on the outside (a foolish rookie, in-experienced,fake,attention seeking) and but not hardened or tough and soft&pink inside..like a vagina.
Fake tough guy AKA soon to be prison bitch.
Joey is a fuckin watermelon felon...dude tries to play so bad ass but isn't impressing anyone..i bet if he goes to prison he would get turned into a prag ASAP.
Dude chill the hell out, they can see how green you are you're not a badass i won't continue to hang out with you if you keep up the act when they expose you for how pink you are i don't want to be affiliated with the likes of you.
Dude chill the hell out, they can see how green you are you're not a badass i won't continue to hang out with you if you keep up the act when they expose you for how pink you are i don't want to be affiliated with the likes of you.
by Azuroh June 2, 2013
Get the Watermelon felonmug. Hi!!!!! 😈😈😈😈😲😲😲🥵🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶🥶😭😭😭😭😭👁👅👁
# Harrystylesisaking
# Harrystylesisaking
Chef- pass me the watermelon and sugar
Assistant- hi!!!!
Chef- hi now pass me the watermelon and sugar
Assistant- no like the watermelon sugar hi song from Harry styles
Chef- omg I would eat that mans ass for free 🥵🥰
Assistant- hi!!!!
Chef- hi now pass me the watermelon and sugar
Assistant- no like the watermelon sugar hi song from Harry styles
Chef- omg I would eat that mans ass for free 🥵🥰
by Soggy grandma titty March 17, 2021
Get the Watermelon sugarmug.