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Vegan Teacher

Vegan Woman who rants on people for liking non vegan food. Why? It's just food. Basically your vegan-traditional food. Vegan Teacher often makes fun of people who disagrees with her. Seriously? A 30 year old vegan posting unfunny vegan content? Please, can someone stop her?
Eat your vegetables. What this means is that Vegan Teacher tells you to eat vegan food such as vegetables, egg, fish, and all that stuff.
by Carlito 💵 February 3, 2025
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Vegan Water

"bro Simon is literally vegan water"
by Nerinhul April 19, 2023
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millitant vegan

A judgemental, self righteous vegan who looks down on other vegans and tells them they arnt doing enough. It is impossible for a millitant vegan to mind their own business. They can often be found with a stick up their anus!
Oh I just had the most amazing and understanding conversation with a millitant vegan...... said no vegan EVER!
by Friendlyvegan December 29, 2016
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Vegan Water

Putting tofu in plain clear water with lemon as garnish
Mike: I’m vegan. Do you have any vegan water?
Me: “gives interested face.”
by doodHigh June 2, 2023
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Imperfect Vegan

Apologetic ass who wants to look good to vegans as well as non vegans.
I eat plants except on Sundays. On Sundays, I prefer lacerated wings of birds and solidified goat breast milk. It's good to be imperfect vegan!
by boom_infinite May 7, 2022
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Vegan

A slutty smug self satisfied son of a bitch that thinks that if they are righteous not to eat anything that harms animals. Cows get their titties sucked for milk, this has been deemed unethical by these fucks but slicing and chopping plants is all right.
*fails a maths test*
Are you a fucking vegan?
by Constable Cunt September 21, 2019
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Vegan Minute

Hey you only have a vegan minute left!!!
by Ratapooey October 19, 2020
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